What trying to schedule an OB-GYN appt was like (for me): nurse: “do you know when your last cycle was?” kate: “ah…. no?” nurse: “do you know how far along you are?” kate: “ummmm.” nurse: “or approximately when you conceived?” kate: “i’m going to be honest. I thought you guys were supposed to tell ME…
Month: July 2013
Maybe Baby
MBH and I are in this strange limbo phase where the at-home kits say I’m pregnant, and the three weeks of constant nausea says I’m pregnant, but its too soon to announce – or, even to go to the doctor for an official visit. We are calling this phase “Maybe Baby.” In honor of “Maybe…
Things I Say in my Sleep (Pt. 2)
As told by MBH: kate: (mumble, mumble) “he’s trying to play us off one another!” and later: kate: (kicks MBH violently in shin) “don’t trust him.”
in the dark
Kate: (writing at the computer in the office with both the lamp and the overhead light on) MBH: (turns off overhead light) “you look prettier like this.” Kate: “in the dark?!?!” MBH: “what? no. that’s not what i meant at all.” (long pause) “though i can see how it looks like that.” what he really…
Kate Has Thoughts 