The $h*t No One Tells You About Toddlers

I’m a reader. I learn best by reading and absorbing information from the written word. Before our son was born, I read every book possible: Babywise. Happiest Baby on the Block. What to Expect When You’re Expecting. Countless blogs & advice columns from Pinterest. When he was born, I felt prepared. We knew what we…

What To Expect

Caved and rented “What to Expect when You’re Expecting” from the local library. The most awesome thing about it? The section for future dads. Oh, your wife is crazy/exhausted/in the mood/not in the mood? Deal with it. She’s growing a person.

Baby Books

Wondering if I can get by with reading zero books on pregnancy. How hard can it be? Teens on TV go the whole nine months without ever knowing what’s happening and their babies come out just fine… Right?


I have started & returned this book to the library twice now, even though I really enjoy it. Mostly I just like saying I’ve read all the classics, but I also really want to read “Reading Lolita in Tehran” and reading the actual “Lolita” seemed like a good place to start. Most surprising thing (so…